Thursday, May 19, 2011

T is for Tattle

My kindergarteners have now spent the better part of the year together, working, playing, and learning.

I really have a great class of personalities. We've had to overcome some difficulties but for the most part we have persevered with a lot of hard work. Some who couldn't speak a word of English, suddenly are conversing as if they have been all along. Kids who joined our class mid-way through the year are part of our community as if they have been from the start.

They have become readers and writers, mathematicians, and scientists. They can solve problems, share, and negotiate. Some can now tie shoes and zip zippers. They know how to follow routines, like packing up a back pack, cleaning up a mess when they make one, walk in line quietly like mice, or snowflakes, or butterflies and they can also tattle on each other. They have become pretty good at tattling on each other.

It's that time of the year, when they suddenly behave more like siblings than classmates. They have spent a lot of time together and it's starting to wear on them and to be honest, me too! Listening to them argue over the littlest things is tiring and the tattling has suddenly become relentless. I hated to do it, but once again I've had to pull out....the tattle jar.

I really didn't think I was going to need it this year, they have all gelled so nicely, but it's happened despite my best efforts. I won't go into detail about how the tattle jar works. I've written about it before. You can find that post here: Tattle Tail, Tattle Tail.

There are three really great things about the tattle jar. First and most importantly it cuts down the tattling by at least 80%, at least by my best estimation. I've never really done the research.
Second, it gives them all a little writing practice even if they are telling on each other, and third I get a really good chuckle when I dump them out and read them at the end of the day so I thought I'd share the chuckles (names blurred to protect the not so innocent).
"_____ is bothering me in my spot. "

"_____ is mean because he was lying."
"_______ stole a pencil from me."
"______ was blocking the tattle jar!"
"______ be'd mean to you." (thank you for your support!)
I love it when no caption is necessary!

And my all time favorite.....

"_________ flushed a squirrel down the toilet."

This required a little clarification.

Me: Does this say what I think it says?
Kid: It says, _______ flushed a squirrel down the toilet.
Me: Did this happen at school?
Kid: No, she told me she did it at home. I just had to tell someone.
Me: Well thank goodness you did.
Kid: I know Mrs. Collins, I hope she doesn't flush anymore animals!


Jackie H. said...

Hilarious! Love it. I also love, "_____ was blocking the tattle jar." lol

Kristin Young said...

I finally started this and got a good laugh on my first day too!! About to post...and link back to you for the good idea! ;)

Little Miss Glamour Goes to Kindergarten

Hadar said...

hahahhahahaha! Kristin's blog post sent me over here and I'm so glad she did! My favorite is "___ was blocking the tattle jar!" HAHHAHA I wonder what the tattle was going to be before that!? This is the best, thanks for the laugh :)


Kinderglynn said...

Congrats on being named one of the best Kindergarten blogs!

Ms.M said...

Congratulations on being names 1 of the top 5 kindergarten blogs by California Teaching Credentials.

Ms. M
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KindergartenWorks said...

Love it all! The squirrel gave me a good laugh.
- Leslie