Friend: Wow! Where'd you get such a big t.v.?
Little: (very matter-of-factly) Oh, it's a family Christmas gift from my nana.
Friend: Wow! She's rich!
Little: No, she's not rich, but she IS cool! She has a Sega Genesis!
Friend: I really don't know what that is.
Little: It's a really, really OLD video game.
"Santa" brings the kid the latest and greatest and SHE's cool because she owns this: