Him: I eat bacon at my house.
Me: Really, bacon is good isn't it? So yummy!
Him: Yeah, I used to like macaroni and cheese but my mom makes it too cheesy so I don't like it anymore.
Me: Well I can see how that could be a problem. What else do you like?
Him: Hot dogs.
Me: Do you like any vegetables?
Him: Carrots and ketchup.
Me: Hey! Ketchup is my favorite vegetable too! Do you ever go to McDonald's?
Him: Pfft, all the time. I like cheeseburgers there, just ketchup, no cheese.
Me: So, you mean you like hamburgers.
Him: No! I hate ham!
They kill me!