This is what I found...
"Iis Darmawan, 63, Obama's kindergarten teacher, remembers him as an exceptionally tall and curly haired child who quickly picked up the local language and had sharp math skills. 'He wrote as essay titled, I Want to Become President " the teacher said."
I say he wins just because he's writing essays in kindergarten and he can predict the future.
I'm not saying Ms. Darmawan is stretching the truth a bit, but let's examine what I observed in kindergarten today.
One little guy cried not wanting to leave mommy. Three mommies cried not wanting to leave their kids. Three (kids, not mommies) can not write their names. None can tie their own shoes or stick a straw in their own juice boxes.
Four still draw people like this...
And not a single one wrote an essay. Not one.
At least not yet.